You’d better not laugh… you’d better not die. Father Christmas, otherwise known as good ol’ Santa Claus is dead, murdered in the street, poisoned with a fatal cocktail laced with mistletoe for that ‘Christmas touch’. But he wasn’t the first, and he won’t be the last – because across London, Father Christmases are being poisoned. Charity Santas, shopping store grotto Santas, it doesn’t matter, as the killer hunts anyone wearing the hat and the beard. With